~And in the sea there is a fish
A fish that has a secret wish
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it~
peachymints:

They are my precious treasures

rachelovesklaine:

sometimes i forget that during season 4 a group of private school boys on steroids sang a song about blowjobs at a show choir competition

(via themusicalfangirl)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda, via themusicalfangirl)

When I’m hurt, I shut down. I turn into a total sarcastic bitch. I shut off my emotions, and act indifferent towards everything even though it might be killing me inside.
- And I’m sorry (via these-fading-scars)

(via crissbuttrps)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via oh-so-typical)

horrorcutie:


I’ve given up on you, and my skin, and my bones [x]

♡bands/indie/nature♡

badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

(via cheyenneelizabethboyles)

vuoen:

I met this boy once while I was staying in surrey, he paid for my bus fare when I was stuck in the rain, and had the loveliest voice and dark brown hair and his name was Blake. I remember from the moment I met him I was obsessed with seeing him again and I used to venture into town everyday for a week or two hoping to bump into him, hanging around the same old bus stop in hope he would turn up in his stupid rain jacket and start to talk about how bad the weather was all the time and if I wanted to catch up sometime. Funnily enough, he never did turn up.

littlerootown:

Orange is the new black is a show about showing that there’s two sides to every story, and that even in the worst of people a smidgen of good somewhere. Except for Larry. Seriously fuck that guy.

(Source: llunashy, via crxxked-young)

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

(via crxxked-young)

asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via crxxked-young)

absentloversthings:
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