spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via holzyunicorn)

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

(via her-bleeding-little-blue-boy)

kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

(via wildcats4life)

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

(via wildcats4life)

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations, via wildcats4life)

pleasegodletmelive:

owynsama:

apharthurkirklands:

apharthurkirklands:

au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

(Source: denmarkswag, via letoutthetaoris)

I wanna thank Mark Hoppus for being my dad.
- Pete Wentz, 2014 APMAs (via pootwentz)

(Source: winrod, via helllsrain)

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