sometimes i forget that during season 4 a group of private school boys on steroids sang a song about blowjobs at a show choir competition
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
- And I’m sorry (via these-fading-scars)
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
Orange is the new black is a show about showing that there’s two sides to every story, and that even in the worst of people a smidgen of good somewhere. Except for Larry. Seriously fuck that guy.